First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
You don’t know Y in chromosome
but two X removed
still matter sometimes.
Big clock tower
but sometimes the ghosts play in the machine
She used to think of them as elves
my shelves contain too many books
sure to buckle like Atlas
2 shoulders to hold you upright
(but what about me, eh?)
when I fall onto my knees
full of nerve but ill at ease
Ed Miliband: the real Mark Corrigan?
If you haven’t seen this then I’m slightly ashamed. But fear not, it is here for you to watch now. Partly what made me think to do this blog, partly just because I’m sure we can all agree that Charlie Brooker is the second best thing to happen since Peep Show.